Funny Pregnancy Thoughts

August 20 2016

Right now, there are people trying to perform the perfect front pike, surface arch, and ballet leg double in order to win a gold medal.

And I’m here just trying to roll out of bed, land on my feet and make it to the toilet before pee runs down my leg.

#olympicsvspregnancy #imwinning #olympics #goldmedla #goldenshower

September 3 2016 6:00am

When you’re the only one awake

At 6am on a Saturday Because baby is breakdancing in your belly And Braxton Hicks is kickin’ your ass And you roll over to see your partner sleeping And all you wanna do is blow a horn in his ear So he can be awake and sleepless and frustrated just like you.

Oh third trimester, how I despise you right now.

#pregnancyissues #momminainteasy